How did I get up here

I promised myself I wouldn't say anything bad and heinous like "Man, that's a lot of pussy", so I won't...oops!

This is Archie, a very portly cat. Some birds must have abducted him and put him in this tree, because he sure as hell didn't climb.

FOR THE CURIOUS - This is painted in Photoshop...all my pictures here are painted in Photoshop. A few of them have some oil or acrylic in them, but this one does not.